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Fey Evolution Merchant
by Amber Button
A century after the Spirit Qi Awakening, the world enters a new era. Humans are able to absorb the world's awakened spirit qi, allowing them to tread on a new path—spirit qi occupations! Simultaneously, the plants and animals on the planet are also evolving toward their ancestry line or developing spiritual mutations. Lin Yuan realizes that he can assist feys in evolving limitlessly and constantly purify their bloodlines. He starts off with a small fey evolution store on the Star Web and rises u…
Alchemy Sovereign Against the Heaven
by I chose Taibai as a demon
The unparalleled Pill Emperor is reborn into another life, practicing unique cultivation techniques and refining pills that others cannot. Occasionally, he would offer advice to those so-called masters of pill dao, while casually recruiting a few talented disciples to follow him."Want a cultivation technique? No problem!""Need a pill? No problem!""The real question is, have you hung out with me?"In this life, Mo Wangchen is destined to reach the pinnacle once more, to dominate with his pills and…
Misguided practice of sinister cultivation techniques: Slander! The problem lies with you all, not me!
by The sword flies in the stormy rain
This is a bizarre and mysterious world filled with various sinister cultivation methods. Once a person begins to cultivate, they will either undergo mild changes in appearance and temperament, descend into madness, or become a great elixir for evil beings to consume...Duan Yun, having transmigrated into this world, unexpectedly comes across a supreme elixir cultivation manual, the 'True Explanation of the Jade Sword.'To his surprise, he is a one-in-a-million cultivation genius who, unwittingly, …
Myth Of Miracle: Reborn To Defy My Fate
by Littlecarrot
Xiu Wanxue woke up and found out that she was reborn. This time, she learned that she was just a nobody in this world where the daughter and the sons of destiny existed.Looking back on all the tragic events that happened in her previous life, she sighed bitterly. No wonder; they hated her so much, even if she didn't do anything wrong but wishing to get 'her' care and love.No wonder; they all loved 'her' so much. It turned out that Xiu Wanxia, her twin sister, was the daughter of destiny, who was…
Doomsday Pillars
by Avan
In January 2020, the world came to an end. When the plague started it, 80% of the population was wiped out. Despair. Tears– and blood dyed the earth. When the survivors thought there was no more hope....They came. 1008 pillars dropped from the sky, scattered all around the world in more than 100 countries. The pillars became defensive bases for all of the survivors. But in the end...after 10 years of struggle... The human race still lost. This is a story of Alex, given a second chance to start a…
There Is A Huge Problem With My Achievement System
by Tianluo Lightning Flash
When you were six, you submerged your hands into the rice storage bin and imagined that you were practicing Iron Sand Palm after you finished watching a martial art film. When you were seven, you felt like you were the diplomat of your class just because you were the first one who greeted a new student at the beginning of the semester. When you were eight, you believed that you possessed clairaudience just because you could recognize that the approaching footsteps belonged to your parents who we…
Witcher: I Can Extract Everything
by Lich King Number 13
Heath transmigrated to an alternate dimension and awakened the [God-like Extraction System]. With the help of the system, he steadily walked the path of the Witcher to become a god.Feeble powers? No problem, the God-like System can extract attributes.Not enough talent? No problem, the God-like System can extract talent.Shabby bloodline? No problem, the God-like System can extract the noblest of blood heritage.Everything and anything can be extracted.
My Class? MILF Hunter. My Rank? SSS. My Problem? Too Many Wives.
by Fantasydestiny
CONTENT WARNING – JUICY LEMONS DETECTED Reader discretion (and hydration) advised.THE STORY:I got summoned to save a kingdom.But instead of the Holy Hero class, I got this:[SSS-Rank Class Assigned: MILF Hunter]Now every mature woman with curves and baggage looks at me like I’m the main quest.The Queen adopted me.A shrine spirit claimed meA widow pinned me until the system glitched.Every MILF I bond with unlocks a passive.Every one I please evolves my class.And now?[Threadweave Fusion Unlocked]I …
The Player Who Can't Level UP
by Tagasulat
While others are trying to control the mana within them, Vi, on the other hand, is controlling the huge pool of mana in the world he is in. As a level 1 player who can't level up, he resorts to other methods to become the strongest.Can't tame monsters and summon spiritual beings? No problem, he can use his own blood to create summons.Can't wield weapons made by metals and renowned blacksmiths? No problem, he can use his own bones as his weapons.Can't use elemental powers through mana? No problem…
Contracted Bride Is Trapped By Her Husband
by Mountain Springs
After the death of Jocelyn's mother, her father brings home his mistress who then becomes Jocelyn's stepmother. Gradually, she becomes the least favorite person in the family. Her stepmother is mean and her younger sister always bullies her, taking away everything that belongs to her. Meanwhile, the family business is on the verge of bankruptcy due to her father being a gambler and her stepmother and sister being spendthrifts. At this time, they receive an invitation from the Brown family to a b…
Touch Problem
by WorthHope
She's not weird, she's not nerd, she's not allergic to people..but she's allergic to men..she had hypersensitivity (HSP) ,she's not really afraid to men but she's scared to kill them in second when men accidentally touch her or tried to touch her. Her name is Maxine but like being called Xin, because of her condition, she had also a problem touching any women that are sexually touch by a man, she don't know it but her body knows it. She love women that are fresh, and virgin, never been kissed or…
Fatal Strike: Mercenary Road of Gunfire Ranger
by The rat loves eating chicken drumsticks.
The Mountain Eagle launches a life-or-death chase against human traffickers, stepping into a lawless land... This is the dark side of the legal world, a crazy world built on 3 trillion in dirty money each year! Here you can buy anything you can imagine! The ones who rule this world are bankers, lawyers, accountants, brokers... They say that whoever controls the money, controls the power! When everyone tells the Mountain Eagle money is everything... When fairness and justice no longer exist... Ca…
Alchemie-Herrscher gegen den Himmel
by I chose Taibai as a demon
Der unvergleichliche Pillenkaiser wird in ein anderes Leben wiedergeboren, praktiziert einzigartige Kultivierungstechniken und verfeinert Pillen, die andere nicht können. Gelegentlich gibt er den sogenannten Meistern des Pillen-Dao Ratschläge und rekrutiert nebenbei einige talentierte Schüler, die ihm folgen."Brauchst du eine Kultivierungstechnik? Kein Problem!""Brauchst du eine Pille? Kein Problem!""Die eigentliche Frage ist, hast du schon Zeit mit mir verbracht?"In diesem Leben ist Mo Wangchen…
Motivational Quotes
by Parv_Naik_0808
Motivational quotes to keep you inspired everyday.
Quotes.
by cam_liah
I wrote this quotes so you could read them and maybe it will help you understand your self better.
Quotes and Poems
by EternalDragonO0
This is not a novel or anything(sorry if you came here thinking this was a novel), this just something I am doing to pass my time and boredom.Basically in this I will be posting a chapter with a quote and poem every day, what kind of quote and poem? Read to find out. By the way the quotes and poem will not be mine.
NO PROBLEM WITH PROBLEM
by painless_hub
Can you read from last ? we go out of the problem ? it's my first